UF/UF 284: While Rome Burns…

So it’s Corona all day every day.  Did anyone even see Biden kick the living shit out of Bernie on Tuesday night?  In ordinary times we’d still be talking about it this weekend. But these aren’t ordinary times are they?

Well if you want Corona all day every day you have come to the right place.  Hupp and I got our social distancing act together, stock piled some shit tickets (that’s southern for toilet paper) and pumped out a podcast.

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UF/UF 284: While Rome Burns…

 

We. Are. Doomed!

UF/UF 282: My Corona…

If you’re old enough to get that musical reference in the podcast title, then ironically you’re old enough to die from it.

Sad twist of fate that.

Anywho, we talked all things virus and all things political intrigue. It looks like Bernie and his Bros will need to come to grips with another other sad twist of fate; being the front runner doesn’t mean they want you as their nominee.

Also tonight, mock headlines that make more sense that what you’re currently seeing on real news outlets.

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UF/UF 282: My Corona…

 

In other words, WASH YOUR GODDAMN HANDS!!!!

 

UF/UF 276: Hupp vs The Mouse

They are a lot of elements to the show today. We get into the Iran issue of course, and the impeachment, and the election.  We even renew a golden oldie in a Culture Club rant.

But nothing will compare to Hupp’s take down of The House of the Mouse. Don’t miss our Top 5 list as we run down the most overrated things in our world. And yeah, Hupp went there.

For the record I happen to love my Disney + subscription.  (Just in case Mickey is a listener.)

UF/UF 276: Hupp vs The Mouse

 

 

He ain’t Hupp’s father.

 

UF/UF 273: A Tale of Two Joes.

One Joe out, one Joe out in front. One Joe came to his senses, one Joe losing his.

Don’t miss this dichotic episode of UF/UF the Podcast.  We lament why Joe Biden didn’t heed our warning and we strain hard to remember who Joe Sestak is and why he’s in the news.  (Spoiler! He ran for president.) ((Double Spoiler!! No he didn’t.))

Click for god’s sake. Your life may depend on it. (No it won’t)

UF/UF 273: A Tale of Two Joes.

 

The curtain may be ready to drop on Joe B.

UF/UF271: The Great Divide

One of my favorite sporting events is the professional feces toss in the gorilla cage at the zoo. The absolute euphoria on the faces of those gorillas as their excrement slams against the glass after they’ve hurled it at an unsuspecting zoo patron is, as they say, priceless.

Sometime imitation is not the purest form of flattery. And quite frankly it diminishes the original in a lot of ways. Well thanks to the Democrats and Republicans my fav sport has been ruined. RUINED!

Click the link to hear Tony and I break down the shit tossing that was the impeachment hearings and Democratic Presidential debate this week.

You won’t be disappointed.

Well… you probably will be, but I get paid by the word so… here we are.

UF/UF271: The Great Divide

 

 

Get you a girl that looks at you the way No Nuts Nunes watches his witness kill his case.

 

UF/UF 268: Fickle Bitches

Democratic leadership has made it perfectly clear; they have no leadership. So the smart play, in their minds, is to find a new candidate. You know cause it ain’t like they don’t have 40 to pick from already.

That should work out for them.

Click the link to find out why it won’t and more importantly find out the top 5 candies you should be stealing from your kids trick-or-treat bag this year.

UF/UF 268: Fickle Bitches

 

20 MF’rs to choose from and not a solid candidate in the  bunch!

 

 

UF/UF 261: Democrats and Drunk Racoons – A Users Guide

So yeah it’s getting hard to tell the difference between intoxicated wild life who dodge cars for survival and the presidential hopefuls in the Democratic party who want us all to stop eating meat, control the world’s population issues, and stop using standard pronouns to describe humans.

How do I vote for the drunk racoons again?

Yeah, none of what you just read is a joke. It’s all real and it’s all sad.

By the way, you can write in your pick for president…

UF/UF 261: Democrats and Drunk Racoons – A Users Guide

 

 

Live look at Bernie Sanders stumping at a campaign stop in Detroit.

 

UF/UF 260: Say it ain’t so Joe!?!

Well it has come to this. We warned him. We told him.  We begged him not to run.  Should have listened to us Joe.  We had your back then. But now…

We can’t stop what’s’ coming for you Joe. The enemy is ironically, from with-in. Kamala, Spartacus, Faux-cohontas, The Mayor, they’ll be lining up to get you now. We can stop it for you.

Joe Biden told a very admirable story about honoring a sailor during his time as Vice President. Sadly, minus some minor facts, the whole episode was made up, a mere creation of Joe’s mind.

Still time to salvage your legacy Joe. Take our advice. Go home to Delaware and enjoy your popularity.

The rest of you…

Click the link.

UF/UF 260: Say it ain’t so Joe!?!

 

 

160 episodes ago during better days. Joe’s a long time UF/UF fan. At least he used to be.